2. The 2a.m. sesh which led to a discrete location, shirtless, with your hands down your pants.
3. The time you wanted to play dj while everyone else went to the parking lot. How ironic that Give It Up by Pepper was next on your shuffle list.
4. The night you slapped my ass. Or the time you flashed me yours.
5. The night I showed everyone a picture of a guy I thought was cute and you blurted out ‘He looks just like me!’
6. How many jumping jacks/pushups did you do again to relive your excitement when you found out I used to have a crush?
7. I hope I helped out that time your bowl was dirty and asked me to blow it.
8. “I’ve shown you all the signs.” I'll be the judge of that.