His mom has a what?

I was in printmaking class on Monday, working on my art project when I felt my bladder hit me like a ton of bricks. I dropped everything I was doing and trotted to the bathroom. I did my thing and left the bathroom, heading back towards my classroom.

Two guys walked past me in the hallway and I caught a sentence of their conversation:

“Dude, your moms got a squeeze box.”

I had no idea what a squeeze box was but the name alone made me start laughing. I got back to class and text my friend Michelle to do some investigating.

Me-Question…what’s a squeeze box?

Michi- I have no clue. I never heard that before.

Ten minutes later….

Michi- I just looked it up on urban dictionary and it says it’s a tight vagina haha

Me- Oh my god hahaha that’s my new favorite word

After I composed myself I got back to work on my newest piece of art.

I’ve been diligently working on my Lithography prints. My professor is grading us on our use of two colors incorporated into the image. This will be my first time doing a colored litho and I can’t wait to master it.

This is my image.